do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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