I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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