my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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