I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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