I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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