Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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