"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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