You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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