fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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