I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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