Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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