So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old