her vagine was all disorganized.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.