i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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