I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I intend to get homeless drunk
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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