did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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