Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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