cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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