is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
50% drunk capacity currently
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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