Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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