You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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