thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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