she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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