so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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