So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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