Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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