Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
and you fell through a lawn chair
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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