his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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