I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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