It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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