dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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