So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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