im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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