I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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