id be glad to
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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