so that wasnt chicken after all
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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