that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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