Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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