Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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