I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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