grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I came so hard my ears popped.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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