TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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