Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
