you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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