Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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