I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
