his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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