There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She's not a foreskin expert like you
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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