everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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