there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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