Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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