bring money and cleavage
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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