You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think I sprained my soul last night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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