we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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