Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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